Oh lord. We are sorry to be the ones to say this but we have some truly bad news regarding Nintendo and Pikachi. Fans of Pokemon might want to look away now.
The bad news is this: Because Nintendo have been failing to sell enough consoles, they’ve decided to use their characters and games for other, non-gaming purposes.
It was reported to us today by the president of Gaming Headquarters Worldwide that Nintendo have begun to use Pikachu as an alternative kind of electric shock therapy.
If you’re feeling schizophrenic, you might want to contact Pikachu at “Pikachu_Electro_Shock_DoctorPhd@PokemonGeneralHospital[dot]com